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C H A R A C T E R B I O : C H I P
 "All I'm interested in is the continuity of the greenbacks". Archetype: Curio Shop Owner Weapon of Choice: Bullhorn & Cigar Also possibly bukkake literature Blood Type: AB Profile: Chip is notable for being the driving force behind SPUNK, long a hub of illegitimate activity in Cincinnati. He's also notable for putting on the world's premeire thong-only fashion show. Shake-downs, protection rackets, a little something for the missus, or maybe an arcane object containing fell powers from beyond the great divide, Chip has always been the go-to man for every kind of "special" service that isn't found in the phone book. He's played both sides of inner-cty conflicts, been a stoolie, a snitch, and, if rumors are to be believed, is also responsible for the disappeareance of several law officers who spent a little too long in the paraphenelia section of SPUNK. Chip's always counted on his luck to get him out of tight situations, which works out; luck's always been his strong suit - that, and his enforcer Baxter, reputedly a master of multiple animal styles of Chinese boxing. Chip's got a long history of dealing with people like Doc, but he's also been looking at becoming an upstanding business man, a venture which was coming along fine until something went terribly wrong concerning a shipment of a somewhat simian nature. |