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C H A R A C T E R B I O : S P E E D N I N J A
 "HeyGuysYouKnowWhatWorldBeCool? HowAboutWeTotallyGoKillSomePeopleSoon ThatWouldBeAwesomeRight?!". Archetype: Caffiene Addict Weapon of Choice: Un-equaled agility Blood Type: O Profile: Don't Blink. That's about the amount of time it takes for Montahna, better known as the Speed Ninja, to eliminate his opposition. The true muscle of his group of mercenaries, he's known to be at least as fast as ten fast ninjas, and has the attention span one might guess from someone for whom 'running' typically means breaking the sound barrier; suffice to say, he doesn't finish many books. Though he may not have the reputation of Steven Q Ninja or the ability to fade from sight as the Disguise Ninja might, Montahna has a distinct advantage over them both: His opponents typically don't realize that they've already been defeated until he's dusting himself off - and it's then that their bodies simply stop working, the result of senitive pressure points all manipulated within microseconds. This is the art of the Speed Ninja. Or, if you prefer, "World's Fastest Ninja". |