Films
Bitch Ass Ninjas
Bitch Ass Gangsters
Bitch Ass Demons
The Killer From Siam
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Bitch Ass Ninjas, 2004/2005
What would you do if your quaint midwestern city was overrun with the forces of the ninja, the ancient, pseudomystical order of Japanese assassins? That's the question an all star cast attempts to answer in the latest film from FNP. Currently in post-production. |
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Bitch Ass Gangsters, 2003
Amidst the notoriously violent and crime-ridden streets of the barrios of Cincinnati, a pair of slackers botch a job picking up an item for a local don. What they don't realize is the ramifications of their failure. Hilarity (hllrty) ensues.
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Bitch Ass Demons, 2002
One winter night, a groups of college kids decides to have a seance, to contact a mysterious force known only as "dahmballa". When they start disappearing one by one, will they be able to decipher the mystery of an old mask quickly enough to save their own souls? Almost certainly not.
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The Killer From Siam, Ongoing
In the back alleys of Bangkok, a man is betrayed. But the last man you ever want on your bad side is the Killer From Siam. Unable to be contained by mere obstacles like "Oceans", he came from Asia. For revenge, even.
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