Films
Bitch Ass Ninjas
Bitch Ass Gangsters
Bitch Ass Demons
The Killer From Siam
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F L Y I N G N I N J A P R O D U C T I O N S
P L E A S E D T O B R I N G Y O U W H A T E V E R W E W A N T
Here at Flying Ninja Productions, we've been bringing you the best in half-assed cinematography since 2002. Our goal is continue to provide you with movies that you wouldn't dare show your grandmother. To this end, our latest film, Bitch Ass Ninjas, was screened to the public at the end of 2004. With several more projects coming soon, including the Bitchin' Soundtrack, and a re-master of the first two thirds of the Bitchin' Trilogy, The offices are pretty swamped. Swamped with hookers. Hookers that we bought to make us forget that we ever made a movie called Bitch Ass Ninjas. Thank You for visiting!
BITCHIN' SCREENING
The Test Screening of Bitch Ass Ninjas: The Return of Fatty took place at the 20th Century Theatre on Tuesday, December 28th, 2004. Though the producer was quoted as saying that he had been in a fist fight with Murphy regarding his laws, the evening was a gigantic success, with only twenty-something of the nearly 300 person crowd walking out in disgust during the film. Though due to equipment failure and weather issues, a final version was not available for showing, we at Flying Ninja Productions continue to be very proud, and wish to thank mostly Andrew Nienaber for staying in California during the premiere. The lack of his presence aided the event significantly. Also please view the Cincinnati Enquirer's opinion of us here. We think we're happy about that.
DVD?
The DVD of Bitch Ass Ninjas is currently in post-production. The Production department is strongly considering changing the name to Bitch Ass Ninjas: the movie you were supposed to see, except you didn't. In all seriousness, the DVD of Bitch Ass Ninjas, slated for release sometime soon will contain the optimal cut of BAN:TROF as well as some special features. Possibly porn.* Thank you.
*Please note that we won't necessarily have porn. Please also note that we will not necessaily not have porn. Thank you.
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