Films
Bitch Ass Ninjas
Bitch Ass Gangsters
Bitch Ass Demons
The Killer From Siam
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Q U E S T I O N T H E A N S W E R S
Q: How can I contact you?
A: You can email us
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Also, we are now pleased to offer an immensely professional Google-based e-mailing list, where subscribers can stay abreast of goings-on at Flying Ninja Producitons.
Q: How can I see Bitch Ass Ninjas!? (WTF!? OMGWTFBBQ ESPIONAGE!?)
A: Bitch Ass Ninjas Premiered on December 28th of 2004. at the 20th Century Theatre in Picturesque Cincinnati, Ohio. The technical side of the Production Team is working round-the-clock (well, at least at round-the-clock market) to bring the DVD version of the movie to life. Please sign up for the mailing list below for information on future screenings throughout 2005 ,as well as information on the upcoming DVD release.
Q: When will (Media Title) be released?
A: Just as soon as we get around to it. We're very active on our forums, so you're welcome to ask us there. Anyone interested in speeding up the process in regards to any particular project is advised to donate through paypal, details available through contacting us. Please note that we are not required to use your donations for anything in particular. If we judge that porn will help us finish production faster, we'll spend your money on PORN PORN PORN. (ie, not just one porn, but three porns. In capital letters.)
Q: How can I purchase a copy of (insert movie, soundtrack, etc. here)?
A: You email us. We reply. We take your money over paypal. We ship you the media you're interested in. We also like barter, so if you want to trade us something really cool for a copy of our projects, we might consider that also.
Q: These movies look awful.
A: Thanks. You're the first one to say that. They're probably better than your movies, mister Spielberg.
More?! There's more coming soon, you demanding fancylad.
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